OHWELLWHATEVER Big Fkn Tee

An enormous, soft cotton T-shirt for when enough is enough and you're ready to reconnect with what's real.

OHWELLWHATEVER was spray-bleached, interrupted with blurry little hits of fuchsia, and finished with the entire phrase hand-embroidered across the front.

I'm not one to hop on internet trends, but this one on TikTok has my heart.   I wanted to create something worthy of flipping the bird to all the confabulated bullshit of modern whatever while allowing yourself to be dwarved by a waterfall.  Very Clown Chakra.  Very Nevermind.

Throw it over a swimsuit, wear it with tiny shorts, wear it with no discernible pants at all. Oh, well. Whateverrrrr

Hand-altered and one of a kind.

Measurements:

35" total body length from top of shoulder

30.5" body width flat (61" diameter)

all approximate

wash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry

**Cotton garments can be "blocked"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!