ALLEN BAG | Container.06

Welp, gird your loins for this product description.

In case you aren't already convinced I've completely lost my marbles, I'd love to present to you (either for your feral delight or deep disdain) this cvnty little baguette bag, inspired by the movie Spring Breakers.  

You read that right.  Shoutout to Charli XCX for bringing it back to my consciousness.

Whether you loved or hated that cringefest of a film, we can all agree that the Allen character is FOUL.  A a prophetic soul reading of the actor representing him, perhaps.  The grill.  The clothes.  The vibes.  I could smell him through the screen (and I hated it).

Somewhere in the Clown Chakra Multiverse, there is a version of this movie where the girlies repurpose Allen/Alien's grill and Hawaiian button down into a cute lil bag. 

Harmony Korine, did you miss an opportunity?  

Hand cut and hand-crocheted from lack latex (kinky!), and a reimagined men's hawaiian vacation shirt, whose raw edges will continue to fray with wear over the set structure of the latex and make the whole thing even better. 

The "grill" is sculpted polymer that I sculpted and chromed myself.  The “grill” is sculpted polymer, individually formed and silver-chromed by hand, because apparently simply crocheting a bag out of latex and a Hawaiian shirt wasn't enough for me.

Finished with steel hardware rings for attaching bag charms, strange findings, keys, evidence, etc.

One of a kind for many very obvious reasons.

Measurements:

6" strap drop stretches to 9"

body depth approx 3.6"

body width approx 9.5"

body height approx 7"

Unlined, stretchy.  insert bag included with order.