{"product_id":"xi-the-simpleton","title":"XI. The SImpleton","description":"\u003cp\u003eSimple?  On this website???\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOkay so here’s the godhonest truth: despite my aesthetic, I \u003cem\u003eneed \u003c\/em\u003esimple.  Badly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSimple is a big gulp of corrective air when I can feel it all getting too crunched up and complicated.  Simple is my medicine, otherwise I just end up spinning into the galaxy, and nothing ever actually resolves itself.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis necklace is composed mostly of clear glass beads with a visible grey-blue core.  Buttttt because I'm not zen enough to offer anything TOO simple (yet), there's a single central orb of Super Seven, a crystal composed of amethyst, clear quartz, smoky quartz, cacoxenite, rutile, goethite, and lepidocrocite.  Just the most maximalist crystal ever, covertly hanging out in my most simple necklace yet. Casual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffset, a baroque chocolate vintage freshwater pearl stick gives a little hit of rainbowy yum, along with the teeniest tiniest lime green evil eye you've ever seen in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's simple, but make it Clown Chakra.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/span\u003e: glass, freshwater vintage baroque pearl, super seven, copper lobster closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eMeasurements\u003c\/span\u003e: 16.75\" total length\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eAll Clown Chakra talismans are one of a kind and will not be reproduced again.  \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eEach piece is energetically cleansed and charged before shipping out to its home.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlease note that any vintage or natural components may have inherent “imperfections” that embody Clown Chakra and are not considered flaws. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53297910841651,"sku":null,"price":98.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/IMG_5486.png?v=1777319190","url":"https:\/\/shopclownchakra.com\/products\/xi-the-simpleton","provider":"Clown Chakra","version":"1.0","type":"link"}