{"product_id":"ohwellwhatever-big-fkn-tee","title":"OHWELLWHATEVER Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAn enormous, soft cotton T-shirt for when enough is enough and you're ready to reconnect with what's real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOHWELLWHATEVER was spray-bleached, interrupted with blurry little hits of fuchsia, and finished with the entire phrase hand-embroidered across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm not one to hop on internet trends, but \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/discover\/oh-well-whatever-nevermind?lang=en\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis one on TikTok\u003c\/a\u003e has my heart.   I wanted to create something worthy of flipping the bird to all the confabulated bullshit of modern \u003cem\u003ewhatever\u003c\/em\u003e while allowing yourself to be dwarved by a waterfall.  Very Clown Chakra.  Very Nevermind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it over a swimsuit, wear it with tiny shorts, wear it with no discernible pants at all. Oh, well. Whateverrrrr\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-altered and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53865773793587,"sku":null,"price":138.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/FullSizeRender_2fc76221-dc03-48eb-bb87-3dea2830bb3d.jpg?v=1787359342","url":"https:\/\/shopclownchakra.com\/products\/ohwellwhatever-big-fkn-tee","provider":"Clown Chakra","version":"1.0","type":"link"}