{"title":"BODY","description":"\u003cp\u003egarments, big fkn tees, harnesses, holsters\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"net-colony-layering-top","title":"NET COLONY | Open Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eNet Colony started as a craving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI run hot, and all I wanted was to layer in the least oppressive, most lightweight possible way.  I also had a lot of dresses and jumpsuits that needed a little something strange to bring them into 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd so, I started creating these strange little beings.  This is the fist one available for sale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNet Colony was created from a high visibility, neon yellow, 100% cotton t shirt, hand cut and crocheted into form.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis open-weave top for transforms everything from a big tee to a sports bra, this piece lends maximum visual interest with minimal weight.  Hallelujah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it as a waist defining mechanism, a tank top, a harness. Or?  By all means, figure out something I haven't yet.  It's very stretchy and accommodating and there are no wrong answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s genius for traveling, too.  This thing +a Big Fkn Tee+a swimsuit=all you need for an entire beach day, night out included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of a kind, made by hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand wash cold or wash on cold in delicates bag with gentle detergent (like Woolite), hang to dry.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements: \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eptp\/bust: 14\"-23\" flat (28\"-46\" total circumference)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003earmholes: approx 20\"-36\" circumference\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eapprox. 16\" long from top of shoulder unstretched\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ebottom opening: 20\"-34\" flat (40\"-68\" total circumference)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53861425676595,"sku":null,"price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/FBE13B79-4183-47A5-95FE-8508829F4E84.jpg?v=1786899819"},{"product_id":"void-hand-painted-oversized-t-shirt","title":"VOID Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe Big Fkn Tee is a signature move around here. Has been for decades.  Soft cotton, maximum breathing room, zero tyranny. Organs need wiggle room.  Take up that space, babe.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVOID starts with an enormous men's 100% cotton undershirt, extremely soft and thin, hand-painted with acrylic ink and fabric dye, with drippy dimensional lettering worked in puff paint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it on with nothing much underneath. Throw it over a swimsuit, or my current favorite, see-through coverup pants.. Wear it with docs and call yourself dressed. Liberation via extremely large T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandpainted and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53861445468467,"sku":null,"price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/935333F6-E6E7-4448-A87B-0A80351D1812.jpg?v=1787176675"},{"product_id":"primordia-big-fkin-tee","title":"PRIMORDIA Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEnormous, soft, breathable cotton with enough room for you and all of your bits to be free, happy, and totally unencumbered.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRIMORDIA was spray-bleached, then occupied by tiny neon biomorphic forms via hand embroidered paracord. The cord falls down free, creating movement.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig Fkn Tees are my personal individual liberation front.  Have been for decades.  Wear it as a coverup, a dress, WHATEVER.  I'm enjoying them over sheer coverup pants lately.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e34\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53865271492915,"sku":null,"price":118.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/CC5977CB-6172-4013-BE54-224AB8C7CAC6.jpg?v=1787191352"},{"product_id":"ohwellwhatever-big-fkn-tee","title":"OHWELLWHATEVER Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAn enormous, soft cotton T-shirt for when enough is enough and you're ready to reconnect with what's real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOHWELLWHATEVER was spray-bleached, interrupted with blurry little hits of fuchsia, and finished with the entire phrase hand-embroidered across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm not one to hop on internet trends, but \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/discover\/oh-well-whatever-nevermind?lang=en\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis one on TikTok\u003c\/a\u003e has my heart.   I wanted to create something worthy of flipping the bird to all the confabulated bullshit of modern \u003cem\u003ewhatever\u003c\/em\u003e while allowing yourself to be dwarved by a waterfall.  Very Clown Chakra.  Very Nevermind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it over a swimsuit, wear it with tiny shorts, wear it with no discernible pants at all. 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Whateverrrrr\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-altered and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53865773793587,"sku":null,"price":138.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/FullSizeRender_2fc76221-dc03-48eb-bb87-3dea2830bb3d.jpg?v=1787359342"},{"product_id":"petal-pony-big-fkn-tee","title":"PETAL PONY Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe Big Fkn Tee philosophy is simple: cotton, air flow, freedom of movement, liberation. Organs need wiggle room.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePETAL PONY takes that extremely practical proposition somewhere much less practical. Spray-bleached and hand-painted with fabric dye and fabric paint, then covered in 3D, deconstructed silver flowers individually made from strips of lamé, crocheted and hand-tacked into place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHuge, breathable, comfortable, and completely unreasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and one of a kind.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53866040688947,"sku":null,"price":148.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/F8D38A15-2C97-4F34-883E-E0C7F39186FC.jpg?v=1786990040"},{"product_id":"guts-harness","title":"GUTS | Body Harness \/ Shoulder Holster \/ Neckpiece","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis hand crocheted nylon piece is a multifunctional little animal.  Textural, organic, and rich, the depth and range of color isn't visible until you really get close up. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's called GUTS because she's made of them.  Rope guts, if you will.  They've been formed into a piece that undulates and ends in tassels throughout, revealing the true nature of those, well, \u003cem\u003eguts\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImaginative and multifunctional, GUTS can act as a shoulder holster, statement neckpiece, waist definition mechanism (weird vest), belt.  It can be slung, wrapped, draped, crossed, tied down.  There's no such thing as a wrong answer here.  Only what feels right to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe open crochet means that this piece is substantial but extremely light on its feet.  Instant interest, minimal burden.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI added a black paracord attachment to offer even more functional options. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of a kind.  Please be gentle with her and handle with care!  She's a delicate one!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eapprox 20\" total width stretches to 22\".  \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003emain opening:  approx 32\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ecircumference.  26\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003etotal length, approx 14\" total drop from neckline.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e27\" long black paracord attachment.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53866049863987,"sku":null,"price":128.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/679E202A-EE15-45D4-8957-87563031004D.jpg?v=1786990297"},{"product_id":"to-catch-a-parasite","title":"TO CATCH A PARASITE | body jewelry\/neckpiece\/shoulder holster","description":"\u003cp\u003eNarcissistic Response Armor.  With rainbows!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot to belabor the point, but as I've stated so many times on this site, pearls aren't just metaphors for boundaries, they \u003cem\u003eare the boundaries.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bivalve responds to parasitic invasion by covering the parasite in nacre.  Those trippy rainbow blobs?  They're entombed parasites. 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