{"title":"BIG FKN TEES","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"void-hand-painted-oversized-t-shirt","title":"VOID Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe Big Fkn Tee is a signature move around here. Has been for decades.  Soft cotton, maximum breathing room, zero tyranny. Organs need wiggle room.  Take up that space, babe.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVOID starts with an enormous men's 100% cotton undershirt, extremely soft and thin, hand-painted with acrylic ink and fabric dye, with drippy dimensional lettering worked in puff paint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it on with nothing much underneath. Throw it over a swimsuit, or my current favorite, see-through coverup pants.. Wear it with docs and call yourself dressed. Liberation via extremely large T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandpainted and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53861445468467,"sku":null,"price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/935333F6-E6E7-4448-A87B-0A80351D1812.jpg?v=1787176675"},{"product_id":"primordia-big-fkin-tee","title":"PRIMORDIA Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEnormous, soft, breathable cotton with enough room for you and all of your bits to be free, happy, and totally unencumbered.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRIMORDIA was spray-bleached, then occupied by tiny neon biomorphic forms via hand embroidered paracord. The cord falls down free, creating movement.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig Fkn Tees are my personal individual liberation front.  Have been for decades.  Wear it as a coverup, a dress, WHATEVER.  I'm enjoying them over sheer coverup pants lately.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e34\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53865271492915,"sku":null,"price":118.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/CC5977CB-6172-4013-BE54-224AB8C7CAC6.jpg?v=1787191352"},{"product_id":"ohwellwhatever-big-fkn-tee","title":"OHWELLWHATEVER Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAn enormous, soft cotton T-shirt for when enough is enough and you're ready to reconnect with what's real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOHWELLWHATEVER was spray-bleached, interrupted with blurry little hits of fuchsia, and finished with the entire phrase hand-embroidered across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm not one to hop on internet trends, but \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/discover\/oh-well-whatever-nevermind?lang=en\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis one on TikTok\u003c\/a\u003e has my heart.   I wanted to create something worthy of flipping the bird to all the confabulated bullshit of modern \u003cem\u003ewhatever\u003c\/em\u003e while allowing yourself to be dwarved by a waterfall.  Very Clown Chakra.  Very Nevermind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it over a swimsuit, wear it with tiny shorts, wear it with no discernible pants at all. Oh, well. Whateverrrrr\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-altered and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53865773793587,"sku":null,"price":138.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/FullSizeRender_2fc76221-dc03-48eb-bb87-3dea2830bb3d.jpg?v=1787359342"},{"product_id":"petal-pony-big-fkn-tee","title":"PETAL PONY Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe Big Fkn Tee philosophy is simple: cotton, air flow, freedom of movement, liberation. Organs need wiggle room.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePETAL PONY takes that extremely practical proposition somewhere much less practical. Spray-bleached and hand-painted with fabric dye and fabric paint, then covered in 3D, deconstructed silver flowers individually made from strips of lamé, crocheted and hand-tacked into place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHuge, breathable, comfortable, and completely unreasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and one of a kind.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53866040688947,"sku":null,"price":148.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/F8D38A15-2C97-4F34-883E-E0C7F39186FC.jpg?v=1786990040"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/collections\/FullSizeRender_2fc76221-dc03-48eb-bb87-3dea2830bb3d.jpg?v=1787359359","url":"https:\/\/shopclownchakra.com\/collections\/big-fkn-tees-1.oembed","provider":"Clown Chakra","version":"1.0","type":"link"}