{"title":"APOKALYPSIS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtifacts from after the end of the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAPOKALYPSIS is a collection of one-of-a-kind wearable art, handmade jewelry, convertible body pieces, hand-altered clothing and strange little bags built from precious, vintage, industrial, and otherwise irresistible materials. Everything is made by hand. Interpretation encouraged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"net-colony-layering-top","title":"NET COLONY | Open Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eNet Colony started as a craving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI run hot, and all I wanted was to layer in the least oppressive, most lightweight possible way.  I also had a lot of dresses and jumpsuits that needed a little something strange to bring them into 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd so, I started creating these strange little beings.  This is the fist one available for sale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNet Colony was created from a high visibility, neon yellow, 100% cotton t shirt, hand cut and crocheted into form.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis open-weave top for transforms everything from a big tee to a sports bra, this piece lends maximum visual interest with minimal weight.  Hallelujah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it as a waist defining mechanism, a tank top, a harness. Or?  By all means, figure out something I haven't yet.  It's very stretchy and accommodating and there are no wrong answers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s genius for traveling, too.  This thing +a Big Fkn Tee+a swimsuit=all you need for an entire beach day, night out included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of a kind, made by hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand wash cold or wash on cold in delicates bag with gentle detergent (like Woolite), hang to dry.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements: \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eptp\/bust: 14\"-23\" flat (28\"-46\" total circumference)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003earmholes: approx 20\"-36\" circumference\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eapprox. 16\" long from top of shoulder unstretched\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ebottom opening: 20\"-34\" flat (40\"-68\" total circumference)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53861425676595,"sku":null,"price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/FBE13B79-4183-47A5-95FE-8508829F4E84.jpg?v=1786899819"},{"product_id":"void-hand-painted-oversized-t-shirt","title":"VOID Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe Big Fkn Tee is a signature move around here. Has been for decades.  Soft cotton, maximum breathing room, zero tyranny. Organs need wiggle room.  Take up that space, babe.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVOID starts with an enormous men's 100% cotton undershirt, extremely soft and thin, hand-painted with acrylic ink and fabric dye, with drippy dimensional lettering worked in puff paint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it on with nothing much underneath. Throw it over a swimsuit, or my current favorite, see-through coverup pants.. Wear it with docs and call yourself dressed. Liberation via extremely large T-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandpainted and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53861445468467,"sku":null,"price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/935333F6-E6E7-4448-A87B-0A80351D1812.jpg?v=1787176675"},{"product_id":"primordia-big-fkin-tee","title":"PRIMORDIA Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eEnormous, soft, breathable cotton with enough room for you and all of your bits to be free, happy, and totally unencumbered.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRIMORDIA was spray-bleached, then occupied by tiny neon biomorphic forms via hand embroidered paracord. The cord falls down free, creating movement.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig Fkn Tees are my personal individual liberation front.  Have been for decades.  Wear it as a coverup, a dress, WHATEVER.  I'm enjoying them over sheer coverup pants lately.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e34\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53865271492915,"sku":null,"price":118.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/CC5977CB-6172-4013-BE54-224AB8C7CAC6.jpg?v=1787191352"},{"product_id":"ohwellwhatever-big-fkn-tee","title":"OHWELLWHATEVER Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAn enormous, soft cotton T-shirt for when enough is enough and you're ready to reconnect with what's real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOHWELLWHATEVER was spray-bleached, interrupted with blurry little hits of fuchsia, and finished with the entire phrase hand-embroidered across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm not one to hop on internet trends, but \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/discover\/oh-well-whatever-nevermind?lang=en\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethis one on TikTok\u003c\/a\u003e has my heart.   I wanted to create something worthy of flipping the bird to all the confabulated bullshit of modern \u003cem\u003ewhatever\u003c\/em\u003e while allowing yourself to be dwarved by a waterfall.  Very Clown Chakra.  Very Nevermind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it over a swimsuit, wear it with tiny shorts, wear it with no discernible pants at all. Oh, well. Whateverrrrr\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-altered and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53865773793587,"sku":null,"price":138.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/FullSizeRender_2fc76221-dc03-48eb-bb87-3dea2830bb3d.jpg?v=1787359342"},{"product_id":"petal-pony-big-fkn-tee","title":"PETAL PONY Big Fkn Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe Big Fkn Tee philosophy is simple: cotton, air flow, freedom of movement, liberation. Organs need wiggle room.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePETAL PONY takes that extremely practical proposition somewhere much less practical. Spray-bleached and hand-painted with fabric dye and fabric paint, then covered in 3D, deconstructed silver flowers individually made from strips of lamé, crocheted and hand-tacked into place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHuge, breathable, comfortable, and completely unreasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and one of a kind.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e35\" total body length from top of shoulder\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30.5\" body width flat (61\" diameter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eall approximate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ewash delicate cycle in bag on cold with gentle detergent or hand wash cold, hang to dry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Cotton garments can be \"blocked\"!  if you need more width or length, you can cheat by washing on cold and gently stretching into place before drying.  The more you know!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53866040688947,"sku":null,"price":148.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/F8D38A15-2C97-4F34-883E-E0C7F39186FC.jpg?v=1786990040"},{"product_id":"guts-harness","title":"GUTS | Body Harness \/ Shoulder Holster \/ Neckpiece","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis hand crocheted nylon piece is a multifunctional little animal.  Textural, organic, and rich, the depth and range of color isn't visible until you really get close up. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's called GUTS because she's made of them.  Rope guts, if you will.  They've been formed into a piece that undulates and ends in tassels throughout, revealing the true nature of those, well, \u003cem\u003eguts\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImaginative and multifunctional, GUTS can act as a shoulder holster, statement neckpiece, waist definition mechanism (weird vest), belt.  It can be slung, wrapped, draped, crossed, tied down.  There's no such thing as a wrong answer here.  Only what feels right to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe open crochet means that this piece is substantial but extremely light on its feet.  Instant interest, minimal burden.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI added a black paracord attachment to offer even more functional options. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of a kind.  Please be gentle with her and handle with care!  She's a delicate one!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eapprox 20\" total width stretches to 22\".  \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003emain opening:  approx 32\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ecircumference.  26\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003etotal length, approx 14\" total drop from neckline.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e27\" long black paracord attachment.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53866049863987,"sku":null,"price":128.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/679E202A-EE15-45D4-8957-87563031004D.jpg?v=1786990297"},{"product_id":"to-catch-a-parasite","title":"TO CATCH A PARASITE | body jewelry\/neckpiece\/shoulder holster","description":"\u003cp\u003eNarcissistic Response Armor.  With rainbows!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot to belabor the point, but as I've stated so many times on this site, pearls aren't just metaphors for boundaries, they \u003cem\u003eare the boundaries.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bivalve responds to parasitic invasion by covering the parasite in nacre.  Those trippy rainbow blobs?  They're entombed parasites. Wearing them is a lot like wearing the remnants of your enemies.  I love them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTO CATCH A PARASITE is the most literal form of that inspiration I've made so far:  a crocheted, avant garde, asymmetrical, endlessly convertible body jewelry piece hand crocheted out of slick black cord and populated with exceptional vintage grey baroque pearls.  High nacre, gorgeous quality, absolutely spectacular iridescence. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e They're caught in the web and tethered down by sterling silver pins.  The cord is slippery and drapes and shifts like a dream, leading the charge for the endless options this piece affords. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a harness, a shoulder holster, a necklace, a chest piece.  Because boundaries can be flexible and assertive at the same damn time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade and one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements:  29\" circumference around main opening, , 30\" circumference back opening, 26\" circumference side opening, 7\" drop (all approximate, she's stretchy!)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003esturdy for the delicacy but can be snagged, handle with care\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53866050584883,"sku":null,"price":328.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/41F4EAF5-0AC4-4E23-82CD-C67214992F97.jpg?v=1786992057"},{"product_id":"container-05-textile-bag","title":"CONTAINER.05","description":"\u003cp\u003eHigh-saturation, deconstructed glamour magick carryall handbag specializing in expansion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCONTAINER.05 began with an pair of hot-magenta stretch jeans and the deep urge to give them a new purpose.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eThe denim was hand-cut into strips and knit into the body of the bag, then interrupted with crocheted bands of cobalt nylon , chartreuse linen, and metallic fuchsia latex. 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There is no correct configuration. There is only Hand Thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAmoebic, neon, lightweight, and handmade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clown Chakra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53866119856435,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/7599\/3651\/files\/0C15E19A-0025-4D59-9045-7B916EB32DB1.jpg?v=1786994799"},{"product_id":"the-rig-rope-belt-lariat","title":"THE RIG | Rope Belt\/Lariat Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003eSunbleached Seafoam Shapeshifter (say it three times fast?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE RIG began as a trip to the local marine store.  I fell in love with this gorgeous, substantial nylon rope and was warned that the color wouldn't be perfectly preserved if it were left out in the sun.  Naturally, I replied, \"sold\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis piece shows off that organic seafoamy turquoise mottling, both in its texture and in 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